Newsletter December 2016

Eye Diseases- what is an emergency?

Ever wonder if you need to get your dog to the vet right away? In this webinar, Dr. Jeff shows you what is a true emergency and what can wait.

Male Logic

This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answers quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question.  I bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there. Thanks to my MOTHER for sending this one to me.


Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about three.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00, which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary). 
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400.  Correct?

Man: Correct.

Woman:  If in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.  Correct?

Man: Correct.
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No.

Man: So where's your airplane?

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